Madrid may not have the coast. Madrid may not have beaches. What Madrid does have, however, is a selection of the best saunas in Europe—frequented by some of the hottest guys in the world.
Saunas are comfortingly similar no matter where you go on your travels. They’re always safe spaces to relax, unwind and enjoy some no strings attached fun. That said, Madrid’s saunas do have some variety to them that make it worthwhile to either sample them all, or pick the one most suited to your tastes.
Let us be your guides to five of the best scattered around Spain’s sexy capital city:
Sauna Paraiso
It’s pretty much all in the name: Sauna Paraiso is a paradise for those looking for the perfect combo of relaxation and action! The years go by, and as one of the first gay saunas in Madrid, Paraiso still maintains its popularity and appeal to both locals and visiting guys. Within its 1400 meters, you’ll find a large jacuzzi, a bar (with admittedly slightly too clinical lighting), a heated swimming pool (not that a lot of swimming actually happens in there, of course), a steam room, a dry sauna, and a veritable brick-walled maze of darkrooms, dungeons, and cubicles to lose oneself in. Honestly, you can visit several times and still find new areas you’d missed.
Paraiso is, without doubt, the nicest of Madrid’s saunas in terms of being well-kept, and it is certainly the biggest, but it is the guys who truly make it what it is. It is promoted as the “young sauna of Madrid,” and the general clientele are indeed mostly of the young and muscled variety, exactly as advertised.
Sauna Paraiso can be found in Malasaña, just a stone’s throw from the gay neighborhood of Chueca, and is open every day with opening hours between 10 am to midnight—or 24 hours on weekends. It’s always busy enough to find some action, and it really depends on the crowd you want, but it’s busiest anytime between 2 am and 2 pm on Saturdays and Sundays to catch all those late-night clubbers looking to get some post-club aftercare! Prices vary from 16 euros on a weekday to 20 on a weekend or holiday.
It is worth noting the sauna has unfortunately been under a lot of police scrutiny over the last few years due to client drug use and too much flexibility over Covid rules. Thus, it has been subject to a few raids recently. Nothing to worry about, but something to be aware of should a hot prospect disappointedly turn out to be an undercover policeman.
Sauna Octopus
Muscle-bound youngsters aren’t everyone’s type, and fortunately, Madrid has other men to offer. Sauna Octopus is the largest sauna catering to the bear community in Madrid and has a more body-positive feel to it than Paraiso. Named after a rather fetching tile mural of an octopus above the main pool, here you’ll find bears, otters, chubs, cubs, older guys, and their admirers among the pool of mixed clientele of locals and tourists alike.
Just as the octopus has many arms, so does this sauna have a range of amenities, including the aforementioned pool, dry sauna, Turkish bath, a (far more flatteringly lighted) bar than Paraiso, two darkrooms, and a cinema. Sauna Octopus more openly displays a kinkier side than Paraiso via the inclusion of a better-equipped dungeon, or “pleasure zone,” with slings, restraints, and cages. Who knew bears were one of the kinkier tribes of gay culture! The sauna is located in the center of Chueca, and entrance tickets cost only 15 euros during the week and 16 during the weekends. The best time to go is around midnight on the weekends, as it is commonly known that bears do the majority of their prowling by night.
SaunaBeach
There may not be a beach in Madrid, but this sauna seeks to recapture the spirit of one. Upstairs is a large beach-themed “chiringuito” bar with chilled vibes to use as your base for any escapades. The sauna is handily split into three sections: the spa/bar upstairs, the “hot” cruising area downstairs, and the even hotter BDSM zone deeper below. In the spa area, there is, of course, a jacuzzi, steam room, and sauna to enjoy. Downstairs, you’ll find a “cruising labyrinth” that is home to an impressive 100 cabins, a darkroom, glory hole area, orgy area, XXX cinemas, and not one but two impressive fetish-oriented spaces—‘Laboratory’ and ‘The Jail’—that rival Octopus’s in terms of equipment.
One of the most notable things about Sauna Beach is that it holds parties with various themes. A downstairs club-like bar hosts local DJs and comes replete with a large dance floor—should you fancy taking on the challenge of dancing in flip-flops. They also run some spicy kinky nights with live sex shows and an onsite master of masters to keep everything in check. All special nights come with two free drinks as part of the entrance fee. Sauna Beach is found in the center of Madrid near Opera metro. Mondays to Wednesdays, it is open from ten to midnight with a 10-euro entrance fee, but it remains open indefinitely from ten on Thursdays until Monday night at 18 euros.
Sauna Center
Run by the same owners as Sauna Beach, which changed its name and passed it on to this newer, charismatic sauna. Found right in the middle of the trendy Malasaña area on Calle Valverde near Tribunal metro, it pulls in a more international crowd. It lovingly refers to itself on its website as “a tourist resort with pools,” so expect a healthy mix of men from all over the world within its walls.
Sauna Center has the distinct advantage of being open 24/7, with entrance fees ranging from 9 to 16 euros depending on the day. As well as all the usual facilities, like wet and dry saunas, cabins, beds, and a bar, there are also two big hot tubs to get cozy in and even its own gym.
Sauna Lavapies
In the bohemian area of Lavapiés sits perhaps the most laid-back and underrated of Madrid’s saunas. It may be smaller than its competitors but is still no slouch, sprawling over three different floors containing the expected dry and wet saunas, a darkroom, and cabins. What it lacks in size, it makes up for with its unpretentious vibe, and you’re more likely to find local guys here and those with an alternative, queerer vibe about them—as well as the full spectrum of body types.
Sauna Lavapiés has more limited opening hours but remains consistent by being open from 10 am to 6 am irrespective of the day, with an entrance fee of 12 euros. They host themed nights ranging from fully naked (say goodbye to those pesky towels), lights-off nights, and even “youth” nights where those under 25 enter for just 10 euros.
Sauna Etiquette
Not the name of a sauna in Madrid—but wouldn’t it be a cool one—but instead a note on things to consider when visiting Madrid’s saunas in general. There are certain rules—both written and unwritten—on saunas, which are in no way unique to Madrid.
Approaching guys can be nerve-wracking—no one likes being rejected—but there are various tactics that can be used. Visitors who don’t speak Spanish may find language an issue, but sex is an international language, as is the “I think you’re hot” eye! Good ways to hook up with your prey of choice include leaning on the wall opposite them and waiting for eye contact to approach, sitting in the jacuzzi, pool, bar, etc., and chatting to men before inviting them to a more private space—or not going to a private space for the exhibitionists among us—or waiting inside a cabin with the door ajar. What is important, whichever tactic you choose, is learning to take no for an answer and moving swiftly on from rejected advances. Adopt a “plenty more fish in the pool” attitude because in saunas, there’s always someone for everyone.
Then there’s learning how to say no yourself. A tried-and-tested technique for someone who misreads your interest and touches you is to lightly move their hand off you by the wrist, smile, and give a slight squeeze to show you aren’t offended before moving away—remember, we’re all there for the same reason, and there’s no reason to be cruel. If they persist, however, never be afraid to give a more direct no. Never accept harassment for your preferences.
Cleanliness is next to Greek godliness in saunas, so don’t leave things like used condoms on the floor. Remember, you can swap your towel for a cleaner one at any point, and douching facilities are available in all saunas… you might have to queue for it, though. Finally, when making your exit, be sure to return your towel and flip-flops into the hole provided, give your keys to reception, and thank the hardworking staff you’ll find there. They are, after all, the ones who keep these little pockets of gay sexual liberty running week in, week out. And just what would we do without them?
Frequently Asked Questions About Gay Saunas & Bathhouses in Madrid
Are gay saunas legal in Madrid?
Yes, gay saunas are legal in Madrid. The city boasts a number of gay saunas that are popular among both locals and visitors. These establishments operate legally and provide a safe and welcoming environment for gay men to relax and socialize.
What amenities do Madrid’s gay saunas & bathhouses offer?
Madrid's gay saunas and bathhouses typically offer a range of amenities, including steam rooms, saunas, jacuzzis, relaxation areas, private cabins, dark rooms, and sometimes even bars or lounges. They provide a safe and welcoming space for gay men to socialize, relax, and enjoy the company of others.
Can you find alternative LGBTQ+ spaces in Madrid apart from gay saunas?
Yes, Madrid offers a variety of alternative LGBTQ+ spaces apart from gay saunas, including LGBTQ+ bars, clubs, cafes, community centers, bookstores, and cultural events. These spaces provide opportunities for socializing, networking, and celebrating LGBTQ+ culture in a diverse and inclusive environment throughout the city.
What safety measures are in place at Madrid’s gay saunas?
Madrid's gay saunas typically implement safety measures such as security personnel, surveillance cameras, restricted entry policies, and discreet locations to ensure the privacy and security of patrons. Additionally, many saunas enforce strict hygiene protocols and provide condoms and other safe sex supplies to promote health and well-being.
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